To everyone complaining about the news subreddits

What are you gonna cut my hours? I don't work here!

I just want to nap

Happens way too often as a person who’s single

We all know that feeling when we forget where we are in a book

A rapid spray of letters with no identifiable origin

It was the hour of cleaning I did beforehand...

You do you!

And I’m way too cheap to pay for a customized license.

Trump has it all figured out...

As an Englishman this Easter weekend

Now he’s shocked the associate relapsed

Picture in my head when ISIS claims responsibility